Laugh.Dream.Learn

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself, any direction you choose. --- Dr. Suess

nintendoggystyle:

what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains

(via teen-derp)

me:

*not religious*

me:

oh my god

me:

praise the lord

me:

thank god

me:

oh dear lord

me:

jesus christ

me:

good god

starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

(via johnathanocallaghan)

Women are sharing their comebacks to instances of everyday sexism

veganpoopxvx:

dingdongno:

and it’s amazing

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but wait there’s moreimage

omg and then image

from (x)

Yes

(via elevendollarbills)

Totes amazeballs | dooce®

sarahb:

Sorry not sorry that you can’t even but I got your moist panties right here

That response was full of win. You are totally rockin’ dat Tumblr.

tahthetrickster:

misandry-mermaid:

scandalouslyfollowing:

nuric:

cap-out-of-time:

schwoozie:

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ooc: Reblogging because holy shit.

I aspire to be this woman when I’m older. 

YASSSSSSS!

This woman was born before women were legally allowed to vote.

So don’t think for a second that she’s joking when she sees you trying to take that right away, Republicans.

actually watch the video though it’s amazing

(via iamyourapathy)

quackenbuschlight:

"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?"

fire cannot kill a dragon

(via thefuuuucomics)

plug:

when bae mad at u

plug:

when bae mad at u

(via thefuuuucomics)

megadragonite:

boatfucker:

vsvptayty:

#AskThicke

WE KNOW HE WANTS IT

These are perfect

(Source: nya-kin, via virnakhaleesi)

imquiteusedtobeingalone:

aph-england:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

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what the fuck does it want now

(via luke-and-alis-mommy)